South Park 14

The "South Park Theme" song plays at the beginning of most South Park episodes. It was composed and performed by PRIMUS, featuring the band's lead singer, Les Claypool.


Les Claypool:
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
Kyle + Stan:
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation!
Les Claypool:
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "HOWDY, NEIGHBOR!"
Les Claypool:
I'm headin' down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.
Kenny or Timmy:
See below
Les Claypool:
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.

Kenny's LinesEdit

Kenny (Unaired Pilot): Our town is bigger dammit, right down to the little granite.
Kenny (S1-S2): I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas!
Kenny (S3-S5; remastered S1-S2): Me, I got a 10-inch penis, use your mouth if you wanna clean it.
Timmy (S6): Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, livin' a lie TIMMY!
Kenny (S7-S10): Someday I'll be old enough to stick my dick up Britney's butt!
Kenny (S10 Episode 8-Present): I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it. (Occassionally misinterpreted as Kenny saying "Welcome to South Park" twice)
These were never censored because it was already difficult to make out.

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers LyricsEdit

Goin' down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Michael and Henrietta:
Death and sadness everywhere
Loneliness and degradation
Goin' down to South Park
Gonna take my woes with me
Nightmares every night
Posers spouting "let's go shopping".
Heading out to South Park
'Cause I cannot unwind</i>
I Like Spiders, loss and rain
I'm only happy when I'm in pain</i>
So I'm goin' down to South Park... to die!! ..die! ..die.


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