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"SpongeBob SquarePants's Theme" is the song sung at the beginning of every SpongeBob SquarePants episode by Painty and a group of kids. Other versions were made for special events and episodes.

LyricsEdit

Normal versionEdit

"SpongeBob SquarePants" Theme Song (NEW HD) Episode Opening Credits Nick Animation01:07

"SpongeBob SquarePants" Theme Song (NEW HD) Episode Opening Credits Nick Animation

Painty: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Painty: Ready?
Painty and Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Painty: SpongeBooob... SquarePaaaaaaants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[SpongeBob plays his nose like a flute. We hear the seagulls again and the song ends]

"Christmas Who?" versionEdit

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SpongeBob Christmas Who? Theme song (Instrumental version)

Painty: Ready for Christmas, kids?
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...!
Choir: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Choir: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Choir: If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Choir: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Choir: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! The SpongeBob Christmas Special!
Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la...

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie versionEdit

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Spongebob Square Pants The Movie Theme Song

Pirates: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Pirate Choir: SpongeBob SquarePants...
Pirates: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Pirate Choir: SpongeBob SquarePants...
Pirates: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
Pirate Choir: SpongeBob SquarePants...
Pirates: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Pirate Choir: SpongeBob SquarePants...
Pirates: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants
SpooongeBooob SquaaarePaaaants...
Pirates: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants
SpooongeBooob SquaaarePaaaants...
Pirates: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants
A Pirate: SpoooongeBoooob... SquaaaarePaaaaaaants!

"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" versionEdit

SpongeBob SquarePants - 'What Ever Happened to SpongeBob' Intro00:44

SpongeBob SquarePants - 'What Ever Happened to SpongeBob' Intro

Painty: Are you ready, kids?
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...!
Painty: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
Painty and Kids: WHOBOB WHATPANTS! WHOBOB WHATPANTS! WHOBOB WHATPANTS!
Painty: WhoBooob... WhatPaaaaaaants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[SpongeBob plays his nose like a flute. We hear the seagulls heard at the start and the episode starts]

"Brand New Premieres" version (advertisement)Edit

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(HQ) New SpongeBob Episode EVERY Saturday in June

Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
Painty: Who's kicking off summer with brand new premieres?
Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Painty: You'll be laughing so hard, you'll end up in tears!
Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Painty: You won't be believin' what SpongeBob will do!
Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Painty: Each Saturday morning, it's brand-spankin' new!
Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Painty and Kids: BRAND NEW SQUAREPANTS! BRAND NEW SQUAREPANTS!
Kids: Brand neeeew... SquarePaaaaaaants!
Painty: Don't miss a brand new SpongeBob! Every Saturday morning in June on Nick!
Gary: Meow.

"Truth or Square" versionEdit

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SpongeBob Theme in Stop Motion-0

Painty: Are you ready, kids?
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
Painty: Ha-ha-ha! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: Now, if nautical nonsense be something you wish,
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Painty: Oh!
Painty and Kids: SpongeBob! (SQUAREPANTS!) Come on. SpongeBob! (SQUAREPANTS!) Everybody. SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob... SQUAREPANTS!
Painty: A-ha-ha-haaa!

[SpongeBob plays his nose like a trombone. We hear seagulls and the episode starts]

"Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants" versionEdit

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Square Roots The Story of Spongebob Squarepants Part 1 HQ

Painty: Are you ready, kids?
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
Avril Lavinge: ''Are you ready kids?! I said, 'are you ready'?!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish... SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
...then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! SPONGEBOB! SQUAREPANTS!
SpongeBob (SPONGEBOB!)... SquarePants! (SQUAREPANTS!) SpongeBob (SPONGEBOB!)... SquarePants! (SQUAREPANTS!) SpongeBob (SPONGEBOB!)... SquarePants! (SQUAREPANTS!) SpongeBob... (SPONGEBOB!) ...SquarePants!

"The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water" VersionEdit

The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out of Water - Rap Battle (HD with video)02:29

The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out of Water - Rap Battle (HD with video)

Burger Beard: Are you ready, kids?
Seagulls: Aye-aye, Captain.
Burger Beard: Uh, What did you say? There's sand in my ears and I can't hear you.
Seagulls: Aye-aye, Captain.
Burger Beard: Ohhhhhhh.........!
(Scene switches to cartoon and Burger Beard becomes Painty the Pirate)
Painty: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Seagulls: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Seagulls: SPONGEBOBSQUAREPANTS!
Painty: If nautical nonsense is something you wish,
Seagulls: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Seagulls: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Painty: Ready?
All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! (Bubbles: Stop it!)
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! (Bubbles: That's enough!)
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! (Bubbles: Silence!)
Rap Battle is sung
Painty and Seagulls: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

"Squidward Tentacles", "Patrick Star" and "Eugene Krabs" versionsEdit

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Mr.Crabs Squidwards and Patrick's openings

Squidward Tentacles's ThemeEdit

Painty: Are you ready, kids?
Kids: Aye-aye, captain!
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids: Aye-aye, captain!
Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
Who lives in a monument under the sea?
Kids: Squidward Tentacles! (Squidward is wearing pants, Hans comes and takes them off)
Painty: Obnoxious, abrasive, conceited is he! (Squidward falls into a bathtub and his head absorbs water and he spits it out)
Kids: Squidward Tentacles!
Painty: If practical common sense be something you wish... (Recumbent bicycle Squidwards ride across the screen.)
Kids: Squidward Tentacles!
Patchy: Next!

Patrick Seastar's ThemeEdit

Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
Who lives like a barnacle under the sea?
Kids: Patrick Seastar!
(Hans puts Patrick's pants on and he laughs and falls into his house.)
Patchy: No!

Eugene Krabs's ThemeEdit

Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
Who lives in an anchor under the sea?
Kids: Eugene Krabs does! (Hans takes his sack full of money)
Mr. Krabs: Hey!
Painty: Krusty and red and greedy is he!
Mr. Krabs: Come back with me money!
Kids: Eugene Krabs does!
Painty: If stingy and greedy is something you wish... (Mr. Krabs gets back his money)
Kids: Eugene Krabs does!
Mr. Krabs: Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie!
Patchy: Ew, pretty cruddy, huh, kids?

"It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" versionEdit

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Its a SpongeBob Christmas instrumental intro

Painty: Ready for Christmas, kids?
Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
Painty: Ohhhhhhhh......!
Kids: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Kids: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Kids: If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Kids: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Kids: Fa la la la la la la la la! Fa la la la la la la la la! Fa la la la la la la la la! SpongeBob SquarePants! Fa la la la la la la, Christmas!

Literal VersionEdit

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Literal Spongebob Title Song

Painty: My mouth looks weird!
Kids: Sure does, Captain!
Painty: I can't hear you!
Kids: WE'RE YELLING, CAPTAIN!
Painty: Dooooown...
Painty: Here is a pineapple, where are the shells?
Kids: Here comes a man hand!
Painty: Taking a bath so he no longer smells!
Kids: Bubble title!
Painty: Multiple SpongeBobs on multiple ships...
Kids: Here's the title again!
Painty: What's with this fish? And what's with his lips?
Kids: Let's try a tiki title!
Painty: That looks painful! Lots of spinning! Must be dizzy! SpongeBob loses his pants...! There they are! Sometimes his nose sounds like a flute!

2012 McDonald's advertisement versionEdit

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SpongeBob 2012 McDonald's advertisement

Announcer: Are you ready, kids?
Animals and Kids: Yeah!
Announcer: Who likes to practice karate?
Animals and Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Announcer: And who likes to jellyfish everyday?
Animals and Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Announcer: Here's some milk, now eat some fruit!
Bird: Fruit, fruit! Milk and fruit!
Announcer: Now play you nose just like a flute!
[SpongeBob plays his nose flute while the kids are going "toot"]
Everyone: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SpongeBob Anthem Music VideoEdit

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SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob Anthem Music Video Nick

Karaoke versionEdit

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SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song (Karaoke Version) Nick

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