Talk to Him

"Talk to Him" is a song sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and chorus when he realizes that Professor Mystery has a lack of communication with his nemesis, Peter the Panda.


Doofenshmirtz: You can can it with the mystery,
You don't have to be so vague.
Chorus girls: So vague!
Doofenshmirtz: Give your nemesis some history,
All the reasons you're a...
Doofenshmirtz and chorus girls: Rotten egg.

Doofenshmirtz: (While Chorus girls ooh in the background)
It's not enough just to show him your device,
You've got to tell him what it does.
I think you'll be surprised that his attention span,
He's the only one that's gonna understand,
You gotta tell him all of your evil plans, because...

Doofenshmirtz and chorus girls: You've got to...
Doofenshmirtz: Talk to him
Chorus girls: Ooh!
Doofenshmirtz: Tell him...
Doofenshmirtz and chorus girls: Every twisted scheme that's in your head
Doofenshmirtz: Talk to him
Chorus girls: Ooh!
Doofenshmirtz: You've got to...
Doofenshmirtz and chorus girls: Give him some specifics he can dread.

Doofenshmirtz: Talk to him.
Don't just...
Doofenshmirtz and chorus girls: Stand there like a rock.
Doofenshmirtz: He's got two furry ears, so use them
Chorus girls: Use them!
Doofenshmirtz: I know you really want to bruise him
Chorus girls: Bruise him!
Doofenshmirtz: But I think you're gonna lose him if you don't talk
Chorus girls: If you don't talk

Doofenshmirtz: Communication is the key,
If you just open up, you'll see,
And maybe he'll stop thwarting me...
Doofenshmirtz and chorus girls: If you just talk!


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