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Uncle F--ka is a song sung by Terrance and Phillip from their hit movie Asses of Fire. It is part of the South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut soundtrack. Its second version, a rap remix known as "Shut Your F--king Face Uncle F--ker", was also released as a single, featuring slightly altered lyrics. It was a runaway commercial success, outselling contemporaneous singles by a considerable margin. A music video was also produced, in which Terrance and Phillip are shown dancing in foil suits alongside numerous scantily-clad backing dancers. An excerpt of this version was also briefly included in South Park movie.
Lyrics[]
Version Heard in Asses of Fire[]
Terrance: Shut your f--king face, uncle f--ka!
You're a c--k-sucking, ass-licking uncle f--ka!
You're an uncle f--ka, yes it's true!
Nobody f--ks uncles quite like you!
Phillip: Shut your f--king face, uncle f--ka!
You're the one that f--ked your uncle, uncle f--ka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just f--k your uncle all day long!
Terrance: Hmm!
Mountie: What's going on here?
People: Uncle f--ka, uncle f--ka, uncle f--ka, uncle f--ka!
Terrance & Phillip: Shut your f--king face, uncle f--ka!
(Uncle f--ka!)
Terrance & Phillip: You're a boner biting bastard, uncle f--ka!
Terrance: You're an uncle f--ka, I must say
Phillip: Well, you f--ked your uncle yesterday!
Terrance & Phillip: Uncle f--ka... that's...
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E, f--k you! Uncle f--kaaaaaa...
Phillip: Suck my balls!
Shut Your F--king Face Uncle F--ker[]
Phillip: Shut your f--king face, uncle f--uh!
Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard, uncle f--ka!
Phillip: Eh eh eh eh eh!
Terrance: Thought I told you that we won't stop!
Eh eh eh eh eh!
Phillip: Thought, thought I told you that we won't stop!